Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I dunno, but I'm about to go right through the rafters!

A robot may eat of a cockroach that hath eaten of a worm that hath eaten of a king...

*climbs broken rafters*
Hey! This is fun!

Okay, quick! There's got to be a bottle labelled 'drink me' somewhere around here!
*notices that the people, bots, and things are getting closer and closer to the relative size of beetles...*

Yee-haw!

Um, I already drank the bottle that said "Drink Me". I was kind of thirsty...

Well either find another one or donate a tentacle or something!
*roof starts creaking*

Well, I could reverse the polarity on my Turquoise Shrinking Ray of Doom and shoot you all.

Go for it!

Arrrgh all the bottles are labled 'drink me'!

*tries a bottle at random*

*reverses polarity on Turquoise Shrinking Ray of Doom*

Ooh, look! Now it's a Maroon Enlarging Ray of Mood!