Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Appears into thin air* Have any of yall ever seen Hogans Heroes?

Yes. You know what happened to the lead actor, Bob Crane (I believe was his name) of that series?

(BTW: Luigi, slander- have you not noted that there are a number of females present in the bar? I don't know who yall planned on groping during the hug, but thats not my biz now is it?)

(unless it was me, that is)

What? I just didn't want a hug! I have sharp claws, so if anyone tries to hug me, They'd run away screaming.

Just don't wanna hurt anyone.

(whispers) have ya checked out Sonora over there? I cant say for sure but I am pretty sure its female

Before ya get any ideas, ya might want to look into whiptail lizard biology.

*turns red*
*clears throat*
I- uhm- that is- er-

Okay then...

Actually, Sonora isn't even mentioned under your inner life, Luigi. No offence Sonora.

Oh, ther is someone for everyone Luigi. I doubt you could hurt Granny Weatherwax, for example, but she doesn't hug.

Slander--you seem hung up on sexual labels. Does that mean you don't want to hear about how Xena and I kept warm on cold nights?

*is sick* Erm... no thanks...