Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Well, if you had this Slander all locked up, no wonder he is so grumpy. I'll bet all he needs is lots of love and compassion, and we could turn his whole life around. Group Hug!

*Takes his drink and edges towards a dark corner*

Grope hug!!

No thanks...

Oh dear Jesus! HomoSEXUALS!!! Gimme the lock egg

*Appears into thin air* Have any of yall ever seen Hogans Heroes?

Yes. You know what happened to the lead actor, Bob Crane (I believe was his name) of that series?

(BTW: Luigi, slander- have you not noted that there are a number of females present in the bar? I don't know who yall planned on groping during the hug, but thats not my biz now is it?)

(unless it was me, that is)

What? I just didn't want a hug! I have sharp claws, so if anyone tries to hug me, They'd run away screaming.

Just don't wanna hurt anyone.

(whispers) have ya checked out Sonora over there? I cant say for sure but I am pretty sure its female

Before ya get any ideas, ya might want to look into whiptail lizard biology.