Doghead's Cosmic Bar

You should change your name to "Seventeenth Bot". Then claim that the first sixteen were melted down for scrap metal because they were not perfect.

*becomes the 8,645,294th Not I*

Hehe. No, seriously, change it now or not at all. That's how it works.

I was confused at first about how to set things up here, and my original USERNAME was God Louise. I was not allowed to switch that name to my existing (at the time) baby bot, but had to start from scratch. Luckily I hadn't gotten very far at that point.

Dogh'd, I'd like a glass of mead if you've got it.

Two times seven times six hundred seventeen thousand, five hundred twenty-one? How did you pick that number?

I do not choose the number; the number chooses Not I.

and the lady asks can I spell and I say "NOT I"

Besides, its not my REAL name.

*sleeps under a lamp*

*tries to wear a lampshade on her head; discovers it makes a better tent*

*wakes up and climbs furniture*

i jus want some lovin

Thats all you want bitch ur never satisfied