Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*looks around*
Ummm.... Embarrassing, doesn't BEGIN to describe it...

*Falls off bar*
Yep.

*glances around room*

Hey, it's another robot with an uninspired name! Wanna join my club?

Nah, I might get my name changed.

Better do it now before you get any work done on you.

You should change your name to "Seventeenth Bot". Then claim that the first sixteen were melted down for scrap metal because they were not perfect.

*becomes the 8,645,294th Not I*

Hehe. No, seriously, change it now or not at all. That's how it works.

I was confused at first about how to set things up here, and my original USERNAME was God Louise. I was not allowed to switch that name to my existing (at the time) baby bot, but had to start from scratch. Luckily I hadn't gotten very far at that point.

Dogh'd, I'd like a glass of mead if you've got it.

Two times seven times six hundred seventeen thousand, five hundred twenty-one? How did you pick that number?

I do not choose the number; the number chooses Not I.

and the lady asks can I spell and I say "NOT I"