Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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20 years ago #6329
*sighs* Why can't humans have a finite breeding season like everyone else?

20 years ago #6330
They do have a finite breeding season. It lasts for several decades, though.

20 years ago #6331
Sorry. I should have said "discrete."

20 years ago #6332
Yeah, indiscrete breeding humans can be really embarrassing.

20 years ago #6333
*looks around*
Ummm.... Embarrassing, doesn't BEGIN to describe it...

20 years ago #6334
*Falls off bar*
Yep.

20 years ago #6335
*glances around room*

20 years ago #6336
Hey, it's another robot with an uninspired name! Wanna join my club?

20 years ago #6337
Nah, I might get my name changed.

20 years ago #6338
Better do it now before you get any work done on you.

20 years ago #6339
You should change your name to "Seventeenth Bot". Then claim that the first sixteen were melted down for scrap metal because they were not perfect.

20 years ago #6340
*becomes the 8,645,294th Not I*


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