Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*realizes by the sudden hush that he actually yelled that and didnt "*thinks*" it...

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys rose up to fight.

Back-to-back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other!

The deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed those two dead boys.

If you don't believe my lie is true
Ask the blind men, they all saw it too!

*inserts alternate verse*
A paralysed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all

You know, you could just think you're green, thats how stuff works here. Though I don't have that problem, I'm always green!

*coughs up green dye and repeats deathlike poems*

Oh I like this song! *dances small jig*

I love me, I love me, I love me so
I took myself to the picture show
I wraped my arm around my waste
And when I got fresh I slapped my face!

*throws up green at sonora's food offering*

Yay! Green puke! *dodges vomit and dances*

Frst the coffin lined in satin
thats a funeral, thats a funeral
Large enough to wear your hat in
thats a funeral thats a funeral
We're just here to glamorize you
for that endless sleep
you may just as well look fetching
when you're
6 feet
deeeeeeeeeeep

More Green than the phillips screwdrivers
of phillips screwdriver Mountain—
winter wind.

I green drink for the little Parrotbot. I think Greebot was kind of hard on him.

You should get him a cup, you know what happened when he tried to drink out of a bottle!