Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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20 years ago #6279
Brawwwk!

20 years ago #6280
This place totally brawks!

20 years ago #6281
This place brawks, and it does not brawk.

20 years ago #6282
If all is brawking then where can the source of brawk alight?

20 years ago #6283
I once read the scrolls of Stephanus Brawking, and he had a lot to say about light. And time and space too. He had a strange view of the Universe--and he never ate any mushrooms..

20 years ago #6284
Didnt that parrot use a delay to mimic people?

20 years ago #6285
no, it had a bunch of seeks attacked to his xnone response.

20 years ago #6286
I think Parrotbot made time and space get bendy by moving our reality closer to a wormhole.

20 years ago #6287
*sings* The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The aunts play pinnochle on your snout!
They eat the stuff between your toes,
And where the rest goes no one knows!

(Too bad worms are too gushy ya eat, or I might just hafta catch me the one that's bein' all bendy...)

20 years ago #6288
*sings
He's the bored undertaker mute
I can see him in a black silk suit
following behind
the funeral procession
with his features fixed in a suitable expression
There'll be horses with tall black plumes
to escort us to the family tombs
with mourners in all corners
who were taught to weep in tune
---
That slays me!

20 years ago #6289
EWWWW *runs to the bathroom to v@mit*

20 years ago #6290
*offers ladydyke some tarantula legs, fried in scorpion venom*


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