Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*comes to*
Is that a monkey drinking his favorite intoxicatn sitting on my chest or am I just imagining it?

hey everyone

*runs over and grabs drink from monkey*. aahhh now I feel better. *monkey gets mad and starts hitting me*. HELP!

*Distracts moneky with a banana and helps ladydyke to her feet*
I'm a hero, really.

oh thanks. I really appreciate it. *I kiss spikebot on his cheek*

It was nothing. You really shouldn't take drinks away from monkeys, you know.

feels guitly. I know that know but thanks anyway.

*put ciggaret in ashtray*

a hero, gosh you must be like superman now

*starts drinking* oh well *stops drinking*

any of you seen that monekey i think its gone

*monkey jumps on ...sam... head* arrrrrrrrrr

*tries to fly but head is still stuck in beer bottle*

*sticks monkey in oversized pocket*

*doesn't imagine a non-negative non-imaginary non-monkey*

*takes a brief look into Simulo's mind, but leaves quickly*