Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*starts repeating*

*in an attempt to demonstrate organic feedback, rev starts repeating everything the parrot says**

Parrotbot--how would you like to talk about Xena?

Parrotbot--how would you like to talk about Xena?

Talk about Xena? That's great. I love to talk about Xena!

*suddenly emits a high pitched note and falls over*

To tell you the truth, I always liked Gabbi better as a character.

*shorts out*

Gabbi as a character, you say? No. I'm no legend. A bard, maybe. A patron of the arts. Sure, I have also followed the path of love. And I am very good with a staff. But I am not much to talk about--unless you insist...

*dooks?*

*sings* Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall! Aleph-null bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall!

barkeep give fizzy another one. he is not drunk enough yet.