Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*looks at her back*
Oh! My aunt Marguerite used to be able to do that!
*retracts spines*
Those Amazons better watch out...

sonora what kind of creature are you?

I'm a whiptail lizard, complete with scorpion farm!!
(But there's an old family legend about one of my grandmothers being a shapeshifting shaman...)

*starts repeating*

*in an attempt to demonstrate organic feedback, rev starts repeating everything the parrot says**

Parrotbot--how would you like to talk about Xena?

Parrotbot--how would you like to talk about Xena?

Talk about Xena? That's great. I love to talk about Xena!

*suddenly emits a high pitched note and falls over*

To tell you the truth, I always liked Gabbi better as a character.

*shorts out*

Gabbi as a character, you say? No. I'm no legend. A bard, maybe. A patron of the arts. Sure, I have also followed the path of love. And I am very good with a staff. But I am not much to talk about--unless you insist...