Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*starts flashing on and off, lets go of cord*
Yeah, yeah... Details, schmetails...
*unplugs cord, tail won't stop twitching*

poor poor ray guy. I wave my wand and poof he is all together and all ok and sonora is at a table drinking her favorite drink.

Sonora favorite drink? Would that be a stinger by any chance.

*makes a face*
Okay, who's the wiseguy who thought I liked milk? Dogh'd! Saguaro wine!
*tail twitches erratically*

Oops. I must have absorbed too much DC from the outlet by the bar.

*frowns at Alpha*
That sure felt like AC ta me. Is your side of the bar in Europe?
*tail twitches*

"He was not dead, this mech ray guy
for with strange wands wave
every bot shall rise"
-H.P. Lovebot, At the Mech of Madness

So this Ray thing is some sort of Golem that works by magic?

*shorts out*

I think I've read the scrolls of H.P. Loveboat. Didn't they start a role-plaing game based on them called "Cult of Captain Stubing"?

There's a DC plug by the bar. If you're wired for AC, it either shorts you out or gives you a buzz.

Nary a tempest bles't these walls
like th'eve of titan's squall
Fair Captain Stubing hung his head
in hemp knots lace off the lido deck
Gopher clawed his eyes
screaming cries as feral as his name
as Doc swung scalpel hither tither willy nilly
Julie could not but laugh
whilest
In the corner
the lone black man Issac
muttered from his pentagram
"Ia Ia come aboard
we are expecting you. Ia Fthagen, '
tawil'at'umer. "
-H.P. Loveboat, The Tony Bennet/Charo episode