Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hey Morty thanks for the drink
*hops on piano and starts into Barry Manilow medly pepperered with a lot of backing up to get the right chord and saying 'oh geeze whats that next line' half in key*

*gives Mortuus and Revscrj a sly look*
Hey, I bet Esme would like it if you taught her to play poker, or even Cripple Mr. Onion!
*winks at Esme*

*pours ray guy on Morteus*

*wonders WTF Shady's smoking, because he wants some*

I hide behind a table leg after noticing ray guy.

*glares*

EKKKKKKKKKKK!!! *hides behind shady*

*climbs on top of Ray Guy's head* 'Kay... how does this thing work?

Here now, Sonora! Get down off that Ray Guy. You don't know where it's been!

*falls over*

*catches Sonora, put hers on bar* *hits Ray Guy over the head with her broom* Disgusting thing. I wonder what it wanted.

*plays 'M.Roboto' on piano to try and revive Ray*
*Janet whispers something in his ear*
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I DONT KNOW ANY TORI AMOS SONGS!