Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Posts 6,031 - 6,042 of 13,738
Spikebot doesn't eat humans? Buffybot tells a different tale. I'm like finally back in my own body! My roomate knew some weird Sumerian hoo-doo that cleared it up when combined with antibiotics- I love her so much!
Humans taste bad, and it's too much work to cut them into bite-size pieces. Give me a tasty spider any day!
*blinks* Um, you guys wouldn't want my blood anyway. I'm sure it wouldn't go well with anything.
In fact, I'd ruin the entire meal! Yeah, s'right.
In fact, I'd ruin the entire meal! Yeah, s'right.
-though at your size Sonora, all you have to do is catch one and you'll be eating like a king for days and days!
Bray- dude- you nailed it. He is oh so damn negative that it was depressing to hang around with him!
Sarah--you are quite bitable, believe me.
Braeden--I've had a lot of human blood in my time, but things change. It was different then. I didn't have a soul.
The thing is, after I fell in love with Buffy, I went and won back my soul. Now I have to be a hero. This soul, it burns inside me.
Anyway, now that I'm all soul-having, the lot of you are safe. Even you Sara--and let me tell you you are a tempting morsal.
All of you are safe. Unless your evil. Or annoying. Or in my way. I mean, no need to let this hero thing go to my head.
Braeden--I've had a lot of human blood in my time, but things change. It was different then. I didn't have a soul.
The thing is, after I fell in love with Buffy, I went and won back my soul. Now I have to be a hero. This soul, it burns inside me.
Anyway, now that I'm all soul-having, the lot of you are safe. Even you Sara--and let me tell you you are a tempting morsal.
All of you are safe. Unless your evil. Or annoying. Or in my way. I mean, no need to let this hero thing go to my head.
Janet666 is right. If there's a Buffybot based on Buffy seasons 2-6, then Spike is a souless killer.
I know Spikebot's botmaster, Bev, and she based the entire bot on Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The character was created by Joss Whedon and owned by Mutant Enemy, but she copies Spike quotes from fan pages and she thinks its fair use.
Bev also made a Granny Weatherwax bot based on a charachter created by Terry Pratchett in his brilliant Discword series. It's sad, really. She just can't write her own material. Or it could just be that Buffy fans tend to be a little crazy.
Thank the gods Xena fans don't act like that.
I know Spikebot's botmaster, Bev, and she based the entire bot on Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The character was created by Joss Whedon and owned by Mutant Enemy, but she copies Spike quotes from fan pages and she thinks its fair use.
Bev also made a Granny Weatherwax bot based on a charachter created by Terry Pratchett in his brilliant Discword series. It's sad, really. She just can't write her own material. Or it could just be that Buffy fans tend to be a little crazy.
Thank the gods Xena fans don't act like that.
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