Doghead's Cosmic Bar
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Hmmm... con-grat-u-ration... With metal bars on your portion of food? That sounds hard on the teeth!
And oil doesn't taste at all like blood...Braeden, have you tried otter's blood? It's not bad, really.
I think I must be near farm country, because all they give me down here is blood from farm animals. Cows, goats, pigs. That sort of thing. You'd think they'd have some useless serfs or something...
A man may drink the blood of an eel, that hath itself of a sponge betaken, and that sponge itself come from the royal kitchens...
*pauses dramatically* Am I mad?
*pauses dramatically* Am I mad?
Yes. Thank you for asking.
Oh and Braeden, you've been locked up a long time. There's been a couple of changes round the place since you left. Serfdom? Kinda obsolete. Knights in armour? Also gone. Plaid? Very out. Elvis? Well, the jury's still out on that one.
Oh and Braeden, you've been locked up a long time. There's been a couple of changes round the place since you left. Serfdom? Kinda obsolete. Knights in armour? Also gone. Plaid? Very out. Elvis? Well, the jury's still out on that one.
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