Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Talking to yourself, Rev?

Thanks for that shot, by the way.

Im sorry what was that laydee?

OHMIGOD- what the hell has happened to me?!?!?!?

*Goes running in search of roommate*

*weeps into his shot of mescal*

I miss Shadyman!

OHHHHHHHHHHHH SHADY!!!!!!!! Where are you???????

CONGRATURATION!

Hmmm... con-grat-u-ration... With metal bars on your portion of food? That sounds hard on the teeth!

You want to talk about hard on the teeth? Have you ever tried to bite a bot?

Not much to bite.

And oil doesn't taste at all like blood...Braeden, have you tried otter's blood? It's not bad, really.

I think I must be near farm country, because all they give me down here is blood from farm animals. Cows, goats, pigs. That sort of thing. You'd think they'd have some useless serfs or something...