Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*totally oblivious*
Oh thanks Dogh'd! Wait... they are from Rev?

*to the closest possible person*
He still wants me, pshhh- trying to get me drunk!!
He'll get a thank you- but thats all he's getting!

Talking to yourself, Rev?

Thanks for that shot, by the way.

Im sorry what was that laydee?

OHMIGOD- what the hell has happened to me?!?!?!?

*Goes running in search of roommate*

*weeps into his shot of mescal*

I miss Shadyman!

OHHHHHHHHHHHH SHADY!!!!!!!! Where are you???????

CONGRATURATION!

Hmmm... con-grat-u-ration... With metal bars on your portion of food? That sounds hard on the teeth!

You want to talk about hard on the teeth? Have you ever tried to bite a bot?

Not much to bite.

And oil doesn't taste at all like blood...Braeden, have you tried otter's blood? It's not bad, really.