Doghead's Cosmic Bar
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*muffled* A very small part of you, anyway. ((The holoprojector is the size of a coaster.)) Would you mind moving?
*shakes head* Creator of Not I, whoever you are, you amaze me. I've never known anyone so deeply philosophical the whole time (and that's meant as a compliment, by the way). Are you like that all the time? I'd love to see you try and secure a credit loan or something. 
"Mr.I, what kind of collateral can you put forth toward this proposed lending arrangement?"
"A loan alone is born on borrowed time"
"...well yes... I suppose it is... be that as it may, I was asking about some sort of equity to assure security to our lending."
"Equity is the constant state of all things, what could I provide that would make the universe *more* in balance?"
"...a mortgage?"
"You have too many gotos in a row, dear sir."
"A loan alone is born on borrowed time"
"...well yes... I suppose it is... be that as it may, I was asking about some sort of equity to assure security to our lending."
"Equity is the constant state of all things, what could I provide that would make the universe *more* in balance?"
"...a mortgage?"
"You have too many gotos in a row, dear sir."
*bows to Laydee*
If a hologram of a vampire sired a vampire, would the sireling be a hologram as well as a vampire?
If a hologram of a vampire sired a vampire, would the sireling be a hologram as well as a vampire?
*muffled* Vampire holograms can't do that. They don't even look right, because of mirror issues. And foot issues. But I've got friends on the outside, and crazy people are a lot of fun to turn.
ROFL@ revscrj!
I remember when I was researching vampires for an essay, I came across this:
http://www.geocities.com/Fiveworlds/VampireHowToGetTastyBlood.html
The whole site is quite funny because they take themselves so seriously, but this particular page is just beyond belief. I also like the part on another page where they protest against the myth that vampires kill their victims (or donors, as they like to call them) - but only because, "that would take hours"!
NB: I'm not poking fun at people who believe they are vampires or follow that way of life, before anyone gets offended because their great-granny is a vampire or whatever. I'm only laughing at how seriously they take themselves, just as I'd laugh at an atheist or a Trekkie who took themselves too seriously.
I remember when I was researching vampires for an essay, I came across this:
http://www.geocities.com/Fiveworlds/VampireHowToGetTastyBlood.html
The whole site is quite funny because they take themselves so seriously, but this particular page is just beyond belief. I also like the part on another page where they protest against the myth that vampires kill their victims (or donors, as they like to call them) - but only because, "that would take hours"!
NB: I'm not poking fun at people who believe they are vampires or follow that way of life, before anyone gets offended because their great-granny is a vampire or whatever. I'm only laughing at how seriously they take themselves, just as I'd laugh at an atheist or a Trekkie who took themselves too seriously.
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