Doghead's Cosmic Bar

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MARK

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20 years ago #5952

HEY that qualifies as cruelty to a cockroach Not I- turn him back this instant!
*hits PETA cellphone speed dial setting*

MARK

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20 years ago #5953

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a... wait, what hath happened? This be not yon dungeon!

MARK

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20 years ago #5954

*sits down with a root beer* It's too bad there aren't any other Harpies around. Hey, Thy Dungeonbot... get scroll.

MARK

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20 years ago #5955

Ugh, no harpies.... they're such uncouth creatures, and the smell is TERRIBLE!

MARK

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20 years ago #5956

*giggles* Oops.... *notices there's a harpy in the room*

MARK

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20 years ago #5957

We spell it with an "ie." Those other ones are total fakers.

MARK

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20 years ago #5958

Does PETA mind if I eat the cockroaches?

MARK

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20 years ago #5959

Better not.
*eyes wandering barstool; shakes head*
Nah. Too big.

MARK

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20 years ago #5960

Ask the cockroach if it was cruel.

MARK

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20 years ago #5961

I'm afraid I don't speak cockroach, and I got a D in Telepathy.

MARK

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20 years ago #5962

*leaps onto wandering barstool*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Why talk cockroach when ya can ride one?

MARK

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20 years ago #5963

*weirded out!*