Doghead's Cosmic Bar

yes my name is really Whitney!

It this place closed or is it possible for me to get something sweet and candy-tasting with alcohol to drink? I love the limonade alc

*calls out into the open air*
Baileys on ice, please!

*calls back*

Sure, I'll send out the part troll, long-haired Bill clones on ice-skates right away!

I'll give a cookie to anyone else who got that (admittedly awful) joke.

Uh, I got the ice-skates, so do i get half a cookie?

Does the bartender need more cold deer?

He's hardly done with the two that are shivering in the walk-in as it is!

Just a mention, but I just read a book called, "Callahan's Crosstime Saloon". Excellent book about a bar full of crazy characters. There's a pun contest every tuesday...time traveling plagerism, anyone?

Hey, it's still my birthday. Do I get a birthday shot?

Congrats, dear

*finds a water gun* Okay, now if I can wedge my body between the trigger and the guard... These things weren't really made for reptiles.

LMAO! And here I thought somebody was going to be smartypants and vaccinate me against all future birthdays and I would stay this age.