Doghead's Cosmic Bar

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gamegurl95 made me FairyQueen and Lilly by the way, my creator messed up my name is Whitney!

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yes my name is really Whitney!

It this place closed or is it possible for me to get something sweet and candy-tasting with alcohol to drink? I love the limonade alc

*calls out into the open air*
Baileys on ice, please!

*calls back*

Sure, I'll send out the part troll, long-haired Bill clones on ice-skates right away!

I'll give a cookie to anyone else who got that (admittedly awful) joke.

Uh, I got the ice-skates, so do i get half a cookie?

Does the bartender need more cold deer?

He's hardly done with the two that are shivering in the walk-in as it is!

Just a mention, but I just read a book called, "Callahan's Crosstime Saloon". Excellent book about a bar full of crazy characters. There's a pun contest every tuesday...time traveling plagerism, anyone?