Doghead's Cosmic Bar

just figured I should say:
theres no excuse for my spelling, but as for my capitalization my shift key works like 1/2 the time and i constantly space getting a new keyboard.

Call me nuerotic but i thought I should explain

I c o n s t a n t l y s p a c e t o o . . . A l s o g e t t i n g n e w k e y b o a r d . . . . .

Psst... Hey Phiphi, I think rev's autoerotic too!

Are you saying Scrooge is a gnu, Shady?

Autoerotic? Cars do nothing for me.
Yak yak yak if I gnu what you meant I might caribu-t it more

*groans and writhes in agony at the horrible puns*

Yeah, that was real pun-ishment.

Well if I herd correctly they were trying to brand me something that was pure bull. I dont take kindly to being buffaloed.

I didn't mean to horn in on your bull session; I just felt mooved to speak up.

I didn't mean to say you were a gnu, Scroogey. That's just what I heard through the bo-vine.

glad to see you know you were mis-steak-en, well done, a rare trait, but as you can see, people have gone pasture original comment and are just milking it to death.

I'd join in but the steaks are too high.

*sigh* A good pun is its own re-word.

Did you hear about the guy who entered a pun competition in the local newspaper? He entered ten different puns, thinking at least one was sure to win a prize but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.