Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Sexy boy, perhaps you should try a line about doing an experiment to see which came first . . ?

Laydee: they eat 'vegetables' too

okay then, what does a unitarian eat? (besides vegetables)

I'faith, a unitarian may eat only of units, the inch being favourite but the pound no less so.

Unitards

Hogsheads?

Hey, share the heads!

Yeah! And let me have one right out in the open!

ahem-

" 's "

At the grocery store I go to, there's a sign at the check out area that says "Hog's Head Kids Meals" and I imagine a kid opening a box and peering inside to find a severed hog's head stewing in its own ichor. "Yaaaaaaay!"

Methinks "Hog's Head" is a brand name, but not a very good one.

Bleh. My grandma liked to eat headcheese. It looks like meat-based particleboard.

*sings* Particle board, particle board...

Hmm, somehow that has less flair than the original.