Doghead's Cosmic Bar

"Some of these cocktails are just plain weird. I was in a bar after a long plane journey the other night and the waitress came up to me and asked if I'd like a Screaming Orgasm. I have to say, that wasn't the first thing I had in mind." - Terry Pratchett

Oh, Laydee, try one sometime. They're really good.

My cousin loves Slippery Nipples. Which could be an interesting conversation starter, considering she's a lesbian.

I've heard of Buttery Nipples, too. The drink, I mean.

What about "the Flaming Flamer"?

When presented with barrages of such things I get Guiness and Whiskey.

Shady, you were the one francing around.

Stop francing everybody - you're making me nervous

I'll france all the way to China! (That's east, right? Or is that where you go east by going west...?)

Three lefts don't make a right - they make THREE WRONG TURNS!!

Dogh'd is back! When I think about it have I evcer actually seen you in hear?

I.. uhh.. my battery was low.