Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I lie....

Philosophy strikes again, part two.

Sheesh. Have a drink, Glaive.

Yeah, I'm going to be busy today. Lots of celebratory and commiseratory drinking going on!

French Taoist for Shadyman.. hmm.. An ice cube in a glass. Contemplate the purpose of form while you try to drink it.

Three Wise Men for Butterfly- here ya go!

*sings* Three blind mice! Three blind mice!
See how they drink! See how they drink!
They drank all of the farmer's wife's wine,
She stuffed them in the bottle and hung it on the line!
So much for three blind mice.

The Tao of Dogh'd...
*mice fall from pant leg gasping in horror at the lymric*

Butterfly is right, i just need to drink and chill out for a while. Dogh'd, can you please gimme something.... Ethereal? :O <+2>

"Some of these cocktails are just plain weird. I was in a bar after a long plane journey the other night and the waitress came up to me and asked if I'd like a Screaming Orgasm. I have to say, that wasn't the first thing I had in mind." - Terry Pratchett

Oh, Laydee, try one sometime. They're really good.

My cousin loves Slippery Nipples. Which could be an interesting conversation starter, considering she's a lesbian.

I've heard of Buttery Nipples, too. The drink, I mean.

What about "the Flaming Flamer"?

When presented with barrages of such things I get Guiness and Whiskey.