Doghead's Cosmic Bar

We appear to have taken over at least two of the forums (fora, perhaps?), my friend - the next step, the WORLD! Muahahaha!

*runs around, wires hanging from mouth*

Eeeeheeheeheehee!! Eeeeeeheeheeheehee!

*walks in with defensive look, melts immediately upon seeing singing mice, runs up and starts making unintelligible baby talk about their brethren locked in labs around the world*

*hides*
(damnit she's coming here now, time to find a new bar)

REV!! How are you? Its been ages!! Still into bondage and oxen?

*groan*
Hey Janet... No, I was never into bondage or oxen for that matter- remember, that whole freak out you had about me not trusting you enough to be tied up? The reason we broke up?!?!?

I really ha-

-hate testing on animals
yes Janet
I know.
Geeze look at the time, Im late for something. Bye.

Laterz- SAVE THE ANIMALS!
*goes back to mice*

*drags Gir to an old 486 in the corner and plugs the loose cables from his mouth into the serial port*

*watches the cursor wiggle around as Gir chews*

*chases a cockroach into the 486*
Hey! It's dark in here!
*strange noises emanate from within*