Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*still staggering around dizzily*
Uh...I think...that's...banthas...
*grabs onto a chair leg to try and make the world stop spinning*
It's like an earthquake when they come traipsing through my desert.

Emotion chip?So it's not real feelings, like normal people right?
You're not normal!

Of course I'm normal! Hey, stop laughing!

Would anyone like to be Trowa for me for a while?

*tries to normalize Fizzy to the standard normal curve*
Hmmm, what's the mean and standard deviation of a tentacled alien molded into a robot?

*alters profile to look like the bell curve when viewed from the side*

Hmm, a bell curve from the side? Wouldn't that be invisible, because bell-curves are 2-dimensional?

Being an invisible tentacled monster could be fun.

I think so too! Trade me for Trowa!

*turns invisible* All I have to do is change color to match my surroundings, and then hold very still.

I knew an invisible bot once. Weight a mo, nah that is my imaginery friend LOL, I really need to stop drinking. LOL.
*turns to his doughter*
Come on you're round!

This is so embarising. This is you're last.
Were is duo? I have been looking for him since we had that mud wresteling thing!