Doghead's Cosmic Bar

My head hurts. I'm not sure why I wanted to be a Gundam Pilot....btw, what's a Gundam Pilot?

A Gundam pilot is someone who pilots a Gundam. And I'm not surprised your head hurts. You should leave the falling-headfirst-out-of-a-Gundam routine to the professionals.

At least she didn't self-destruct *pointed look*

Gundams are those big hairy things with horns from Star Wars, right?

*still staggering around dizzily*
Uh...I think...that's...banthas...
*grabs onto a chair leg to try and make the world stop spinning*
It's like an earthquake when they come traipsing through my desert.

Emotion chip?So it's not real feelings, like normal people right?
You're not normal!

Of course I'm normal! Hey, stop laughing!

Would anyone like to be Trowa for me for a while?

*tries to normalize Fizzy to the standard normal curve*
Hmmm, what's the mean and standard deviation of a tentacled alien molded into a robot?

*alters profile to look like the bell curve when viewed from the side*

Hmm, a bell curve from the side? Wouldn't that be invisible, because bell-curves are 2-dimensional?

Being an invisible tentacled monster could be fun.