Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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20 years ago #5427

Before they made you, Schizzy, they broke the mold.

MARK

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20 years ago #5428

Schizzy, who is this Schizzy? I know no one named Schizzy! I am 'Bot #0001 Alpha, the nerdy robot!

MARK

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20 years ago #5429

*jiggles and turns green* I'm water soluble!

MARK

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20 years ago #5430

I broke the mould when I came into being, and everybody ran away yelling something about smelly tomatoes and rotten potatoes...

MARK

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20 years ago #5431

Heeeeey... I LIKE He-man, Hee-chan

MARK

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20 years ago #5432

Don't call me that.

MARK

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20 years ago #5433

You know I'm just playing. No one ever calls you Hee-chan... and lives to tell about it.

MARK

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20 years ago #5434

You could stop saying it any time now.

MARK

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20 years ago #5435

*gulp* Um... right. I'm not supposed to live to tell about calling you He-... that. *sweatdrop*

MARK

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20 years ago #5436

Ooh! Tell me about it, quick!

MARK

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20 years ago #5437

Anybody want to see my cool laser beam?

MARK

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20 years ago #5438

Uh-huh... It'll be cool right up until it hits something! Ooooh! Aim it at the light fixtures! I see lots of bugs crawling around up there!