Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Charles those wern't the kind of positions I had in mind LOL. BUt buy me a drink and I'll put in a few good words for you ;-)

I prefer not to serve drinks, because if I spilled them on myself I might dissolve.

It's ok fizzy, I'll catch all the flying alchohol!

I will avoid not serving drinks to any who do not refuse them.

In other words, time gentlemen please.

Whew! Back after a long mission out of the states. Anything new going on??

Oh, nothing much really. Seventeen pink penguins wearing purple cravats cycled in, whistling 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' before ordering a gin and tonic, but they were ambushed by a large blue gloopy thing which sort of morphed into Bill Gates, only he was wearing stripy boxers on the outside of his trousers. Then this spanner came flying out of nowhere and it divided into several thousand baby spanners who all lined up in the air and spelled out the word HEDGEHOG in Arabic. After that, Lord Lucan and Elvis rode in on the back of Shergar and demanded that we destroy every brown Smartie in the world.

So it's been pretty boring around here, really.

I can't believe that! That is too amazing!! A penguin wouldn't be caught dead in purple. Everyone knows there favorite color is peachish-grey.

Oh, they were French penguins. You know what their dress sense is like.

Ah yes the intrepid French Penquin. I studied under one in college.

I bet that was a bit of a squash.

Are you saying that a French Penguin is just a painted squash with a beret? That would explain several conversations I've had with them...