Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Better than motor oil.

Hey probably the recipe is asking like corn oil or something similar.

I forgot to get dye for the Easter eggs this year and was broke anyway, so I tried to use natural dyes and used a little *balsamic* vinegar I had around the house. Most of the eggs ended up some odd green-gray shade, even if the dye water was bright red.

remind me not to go eat at you guys house.

Hey, I can make microwave corn dogs! I can even take the roman noodles out of the packet!

woa, I'm impresse

I can usually open a bag of Doritos without much trouble, too.

Oh yeah? Well I can open a can of whoop-@ss no problem.. haha

That's nothing compared to my cookie dough-eating skills!

c'mon girls. This is a bar. We don't eat cookie dough here.
(Psst. cn I have some?)

Girls! Why I never knew guys, opps I mean ladies *skips thru bar throwing flowers at zx20, STRMKirby, Steve Slacker* Hey Dogh'd buy these lovely ladies a drink on me.

Wait, these aren't the fat, bald, man-hating type of lesbians, are they?