Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*sits on top of ray guy for safty*

Ooo ooo eee eee eee!!

Ignore that last post!!! LOL (hopefully no one saw it)

*rolls in replica of empire state building. Imma is dress as fay wray*

Very vell den. I am seeing dare rthis nutink i can do to be accepted into de bar. Touche

HEY! I don't have claws it's just safer here *not a stupid bunny*

*glares at the empire state building as it disintegrates, leaving Imma falling.*

Aww.. The little ray guy grows up so fast! *catches Imma and hands her to ray guy*

This is all a bit bizzare?! What happend to the bartender? I really need a drink. I've been only been alive for about 8 days and I'm seeing sights that are beyond my comprehension!

I think it's self serve at the moment, although one of us could probably mix you whatever you'd like.

How about a Duck Fart? (equal parts of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish Cream, and Crown Royal) Very drinkable while still being 100 percent hard liquor.

You haven't lived until you've tried a choc-fudge Toblerone! *drools*

They both sound good, but a bit sweet for me. I'll go and make myself a rock hard nut job.
*Slides behind bar & start fishing arround*
Has anyone seen the Meths? I can do it with vodka, but I like the temporary blindness.