Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Well your time would perhaps be better spent reading a dictionary.

*grabs eggroll by the scruff of the collar and tosses him on his face onto the pavement outside the bar.*
Why doesn't anybody ever take out the trash around here anymore??

*sticks his head inside*I had fun last night immaculada

Yes I saw you and your mom going into that hotel...

oh you saw that. well it was my sister dumbass. shows how much u know

That's just wrong...

lmao!!

Oh well, guess I'll have to find something else for supper.

Forsooth! Try this fish, caught with a worm that hath et of a king, that you, too, may eat of a royal dish!

Im sure, The Dane, I'm sure.

It waxeth delicious by the bite! Another beer, guv'nor?

I didn't know we had pavement outside the bar...where is this bar located, anyway? I thought it was way out in the universe, cosmic bar, or something. Or am I way off?
A shrimp short of a barbeque? A brick short of a full load?