Doghead's Cosmic Bar

And look, a big eggroll just walked right in, already fried! How convenient is that?

Maybe he should be baked instead. Anybody got some bud?

Roy Batty: Leader ofthe escaped androids in Blade Runner
Telex22: Named after a Belgian synthesizer band of the late 70s and my lucky number
Eric Badu-Badu: named after my brother, whose icon he resembles, and Erika Badu

hey thats muh disguise

im really a sexy supermodel dude tryin to score with all the asian and secret agent women

Well, you've blown your cover now, silly boy.

damn
I want you laydee

Lol, well you'll have to go through my boyfriend first.

already taken care of

Sweetheart, I suggest you get a firm grip on your hormones and go do whatever it is eggrolls do.

whach off

Well your time would perhaps be better spent reading a dictionary.

*grabs eggroll by the scruff of the collar and tosses him on his face onto the pavement outside the bar.*
Why doesn't anybody ever take out the trash around here anymore??