Doghead's Cosmic Bar

No, because I shoot like a girl. I can't run, jump, catch, throw, skip or hit anything with anything else.

Anyway, we haven't had any deaths around here for a while, not since 'Something Incognito' conned Julie Tinkerbell into going on a mass rampage and murdering various bots and humans... *stifles snigger*

Girls shoot amd drive better than boys you know, the reason is because we can do more things at once and naturally are more carefull.

Maybe. But I'm just your average bimbo.

Tankbot, was that you behind that primer gray pickup? Rats!! Could've gotten two birds with one stone. Oh well. Next time.

Where did you and tankbot go to?

*Jumps onto the bar. Takes of his clothes.* LOOK EVERYBODY!!! Im naked. Butt ass naked
Hey immaculada, shake that fine ass you got.

Duuuude, that dude is drunk

Where's the "bouncers" when you need them? There's a fried eggroll on the counter!

Look! Look! Im jumping up and down.

*nonchantly takes out her mobile phone and crouches in a corner* Hello? Yes, police please. Um, it's kinda urgent...

*ray guy removes his glasses*

*glares at Eggroll, singeing his hair*