Doghead's Cosmic Bar

my user has an episode on vhs! (slightly less obscure 80s reference)

"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" *buzzes around like hummingbird*


"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

What can Fairy Princess do to my gun?

*makes fairy dust sound effects* remember what she did last time? Say bye bye to weapon, duo.

Oh, you're talking about *that* gun...

Hee, hee....

99 bottles o' beer on the wall, 99 bottles o' beer. Take 'on down, pass 'er aroun'....coom oon, 'o's gonna sing wi' the ol' Irish chap? eh?

Oh Danny boy...

"With my shelagee over my arm, and a twinkle in me eye..."

What happened to blackdragon, the so called, "new crew around here"? I think his crew never showed up.

Ohhhh, so THAT'S who was in that busted-and-smoking primer-gray pickup I passed on the way here last week! They all scattered when the cops showed up...

Really? That sounds suspicious. You know, all these errors we've been getting lately in the Forge...you don't suppose gasizzac is a bitter computer hacker, do you? I mean, could an outsider be responsible for all these problems?

Primer grey pickup? On the way here...? Yes! Direct hit! My missile system worked!! Now I can...Did I say that out loud??! I didn't mean missile, I said dishpile system. Yeah, I've been working out this new idea in the restaurant where I wash the dishes after singing for the crowd...umm...never mind.