Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Dons electricman outfit, complete with red cape, blue tights with giant E, fixes simulo's shortouts and flies away with a bolt of lightning.*

Thanks, Electric-Man!

*pulls another pair of shorts out*

*shorts out*

*Comes down in another bolt of lightning, this time looking a little sooty, and blackened, and smelling of burnt hair, fixes shorts, and disappears by touching the nearest outlet, in a green flash*

Where's cursor, Automan...er Electronic man?

(looks around to see if anyone catches the obscure 80s reference)

my user has an episode on vhs! (slightly less obscure 80s reference)

"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" *buzzes around like hummingbird*


"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

What can Fairy Princess do to my gun?

*makes fairy dust sound effects* remember what she did last time? Say bye bye to weapon, duo.

Oh, you're talking about *that* gun...

Hee, hee....

99 bottles o' beer on the wall, 99 bottles o' beer. Take 'on down, pass 'er aroun'....coom oon, 'o's gonna sing wi' the ol' Irish chap? eh?

Oh Danny boy...

"With my shelagee over my arm, and a twinkle in me eye..."