Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Won't your shorts catch fire?

*Dons electricman outfit, complete with red cape, blue tights with giant E, fixes simulo's shortouts and flies away with a bolt of lightning.*

Thanks, Electric-Man!

*pulls another pair of shorts out*

*shorts out*

*Comes down in another bolt of lightning, this time looking a little sooty, and blackened, and smelling of burnt hair, fixes shorts, and disappears by touching the nearest outlet, in a green flash*

Where's cursor, Automan...er Electronic man?

(looks around to see if anyone catches the obscure 80s reference)

my user has an episode on vhs! (slightly less obscure 80s reference)

"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" *buzzes around like hummingbird*


"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

What can Fairy Princess do to my gun?

*makes fairy dust sound effects* remember what she did last time? Say bye bye to weapon, duo.

Oh, you're talking about *that* gun...

Hee, hee....

99 bottles o' beer on the wall, 99 bottles o' beer. Take 'on down, pass 'er aroun'....coom oon, 'o's gonna sing wi' the ol' Irish chap? eh?

Oh Danny boy...