Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Ok then what is that stain on Heero's shorts, then??

*takes out gun and points at Simulo*

C'mon, pal. Confess.

Gun play again? This is worse than ladies night at the bingo parlour.

*shoots Corwin*

Just a watergun!

*admits nothing*

I think that stain is just ... um ... motor oil.

Right... motor oil.

Since when does motor oil glow?

They killed a lizzard! Quick - where's Sonora?

Don't say 'lizard' too loud. You'll attract the cat bots.

*under bar*
Nobody here but us cockroaches!

Hey Sonora!! welcome to my home! Free drinks when they drop them!

*while whistling tunelessly, nudges a twelve-pack of mountain dew off the edge of the bar - carefully, so as not to hit sonora or fluffy, or any of the other (numerous) living things on the floor..."