Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*blinks* Ooh we missed the 5000 by.. *does some mental math* 13 millon posts??? Ack!

Damn the Rum!!!

*she strolls back in the bar* Just back from a mission in India, guys. What's been going on?

Not much, Immy 500.

Things have been kinda of quite lately it seems. What happened to all the action and adventure and stuff??

*lifts head from table, one side of face is covered in axle grease* Whh.. whaaaa...huh? I don't remember anything - last thing I remember, I was sitting here eating a couple of gallons of this pudding, and... waaiiitttt a minute

...crazy dreams too ...like terminator meets akira ...at the ok corral...

Ive seen that movie, didn't it turn out to be thought controlled, and when they realized the bullets weren't real they were able to win? Or was that star trek?

lol..

*regains consciousness*

*suspects that he and wooly had better not try too hard to remember anything ...*

Pity about those security cameras I recently installed, huh Simulo? Although if they happen to disappear... no one would ever know *whistles innocently*

Hi, everyone, I'm back. I know I was really drunk when I left but... do any of you happen to know what happened to the clothes I was wearing? That was my favorite pair of shorts, and I can't find them anywhere!