Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Stumbles out from the kitchen* Firsh of all I would like to congratuat all of us because we are about to reesh da 5000 post annivershary. Cricon, Bring out another keg. Second of all I would like to congrashuate myself for being drunk for more than a period of 2 days. Third of all I would like to say, Cricon get back in here and finish that sexy dance you were showin me. Your not getting 20 dollarsh for nuttin.

*gets in eggrolls face* Id put your 20 away little man.

Okay, it was a pull, but I got away from the nappers...they may have cunning fiend's brains, but they were no match for me...hahaha...They'll never look at rubbing alcohol the same way again...ever made alcohol bombs, with bottles and rags?

Ok. Just dropped Heero at his door. I'd like a stiffish whiskey and soda, please. Easy on the soda, Cricon.

*goes off in search of cricon*

*sits in corner*

*cracks up as she walks back in with some smirnie* Sexy dance? Guys, that was Duo... with his hair out ofcourse

*pours Imma and Charles a drink* Sorry Charles. I think someone drank all our whiskey!

*crawls from under the bar*

What about my hair? Do you like my hair?

*raven drops Sonora in Duo Maxwell's hair*
Ah-ah-ah...ah-choo!
*sniffles* Wad kin of shampoo are you usin? Ah-choo!

It's Redken, for brown hair!

And...stop sneezing on my hair!

I heard lizard snot is a good conditioner.

Really? *takes Sonora off his head and places her on Imma's hair*

There! I'm nice and will share.