Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I'll give you guys s if you ask nicely. Er... drinks. Drinks I swear!!! Alcohol isn't the best topic to be bringing up. LOL *blush* okay... bad Cricon. I should stop doing the 'One for you, two for me' thing.
I can do syrup shots if you want. They'll get you tanked in no time
"Yuy... just do him." It! It!!! I meant 'do IT'!

'Just do it' is already taken!

Now, how about that shot?

Heero, Heero, he's our man,
he can do what no one can!

How's that for a slogan...kind of corny, maybe?

How about Fear o' Heero!

Why not something simple, like "Heero the hero!"
Even better: O here is Heero the hero!

I'm not doin' so good...
How about "Forget ol' Nero, we've got Heero!"
or "Come back, Heero, we've got Beer-o!"

I give up...

Hee-chan's da man!

*pours shot for Duo* Want me to light that on fire for you? Like in the Simpson's? Might make it taste better. Also might make it taste like burning but that's part of the fun!

Personally, I like Heero, the hero.

Cricon, you can light my fire anytime!

Oh... you meant the drink, right? Sure! You can do that too.

I can't like your fire! Hair is flammable and I don't want to risk it.
Everyone knows Heero's a hero. I think he's going to kill me for calling him Hee-chan anyway At least I didn't call him He-man this time!

Ooops, I meant LIGHT your fire Stupid typos...

*comes running back in* Whew Im exhausted, Ive been all over looking for you Crion!