Doghead's Cosmic Bar

jeez, I liked it the other way: I'd be Soozie Roos.
No wait, my first dog was named Tickets. I'd be Tickets Roos. (Wanna see my act? Ba-BOOM)

Well my mom kept her maiden name so that wouldn't be much fun. And Pookie Oak doesn't sound that hot either. Guess I'm never gonna be a porn star...

if I went by the street I grew up^ on, it would be the same (our street was named after my great great grandfather)

Koi Blanchette (hot and botherd arent you?) lol

Actually it reminds me of those fishy lookin critters on neopets. Not exactly the easiest way to get turned on.

Suzie Dettwyler..... *cracks whip*

I once had a co-worker whose porn name was Muffin Fullaluv. You can't get any better (or worse) than that.

I play on Np (neopets) alot :X

hey prof, how come when I click on the icon on the post bar it shows up an error message? Isn't it suppose to be working?

Animal/Maiden Name version= Monty Dignam
Animal/Street Name version= Monty Longbrae

Either way, he sounds like the kind of character who is real uptight at the beginning but eventually lets his hair (and a few other things) down midway through the movie.

Actually, if I did Animal/Street it would be: Chipaleana Periwinkle. Ahem.

Corwin, you're just corrupting us all ya know. (Oh yeah, we're so innocent we're sitting in a bar...ummm yeah.)

I didn't add the fact that Longbrae sounds like the surname of someone hung like a donkey. (Warning, porn name and reality may vary considerably.)

Yeah, I once dated a guy named Longfellow who didn't exactly live up to his name.