Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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21 years ago #4859
Life is already hard enough.*wipes his eyes and then starts balling* Must you be so cruel to a confused God such as eye.

21 years ago #4860
Hmmm, slander you smell pretty human to me, and you know what I do to humans.

21 years ago #4861
I run over and pour some everclear down your throat slander.
There now isn't that better. As I take a swig of the everclear myself. WOOO hAAA that is some strong stuff.

21 years ago #4862
grabs fly swatter and swats tank bot.

21 years ago #4863
Why you, ladydyke, Il get you *grabs her and squeezes her with his big robotic arm* you are a threat to the mission.

21 years ago #4864
I fly in and wave my wand and poof tank bot is 4 inches tall while ladydyke stays the same.

21 years ago #4865
hehehe now you really are bug sized.

21 years ago #4866
a bug! EEEEKKKKK and I jump onto a table.

21 years ago #4867
Ahhhhhhh, MISSION WILL BE FAILED, NOOOOOOOO, I am going to get you fairy princess.

21 years ago #4868
You saved me.*rushes over to ladydyke* Lets go have mad sweaty dirty drunk sex ladydyke.

21 years ago #4869
*Lowers it's even lower and puts robotic arms together like some wussy praying and aims all guns down* I beg you *cries like a wussy* please reverse the spell I will do anything.

21 years ago #4870
Hey man, are you droppin acid again?


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