Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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21 years ago #4850
*Barges in* Slander, what did I tell you about leaving your room?!

21 years ago #4851
Sorry Haj. I wont do it again.

21 years ago #4852
You know, a little deodorant would help that smell, Slander. You just need to spray some under your arms and you won't smell anymore

21 years ago #4853
Hey, who the hell said I was the one who stunk bitch.

21 years ago #4854
I did. It wafter in from outside and then you appeared

21 years ago #4855
!!!ITS NOT ME DAMNIT!!!

21 years ago #4856
Slander! Control your anger or I'll have to put another horse tranq in your ass!

21 years ago #4857
That's okay, Hajji. I'm sure tank-bot wouldn't mind some target practice *evil grin*

21 years ago #4858
somebody is hot headed. Hey barkeep give slander a bottle of everclear. That will cool him off. and pass out but hey at least he would be happier.

21 years ago #4859
Life is already hard enough.*wipes his eyes and then starts balling* Must you be so cruel to a confused God such as eye.

21 years ago #4860
Hmmm, slander you smell pretty human to me, and you know what I do to humans.

21 years ago #4861
I run over and pour some everclear down your throat slander.
There now isn't that better. As I take a swig of the everclear myself. WOOO hAAA that is some strong stuff.


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