Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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21 years ago #4844
*eye twitch* The last person that called me 'babe' mysteriously disappeared... and two weeks later the chicken at KFC tasted awfully sour.

21 years ago #4845
I'm sorry ba, I mean ummm, Bartender. I just thought you were kinda cute in those shorts.

21 years ago #4846
I don't wear shorts, Eggie. I wear pants. I always wear pants. Long cargo pants. You can fit more explosives in the pockets.

21 years ago #4847
Thats not a good thing to put in your pants. I had a relitive that did that for a fashion statement. Believe me, the end result was not pretty.

21 years ago #4848
I put the detenators in my backpack so I won't blow up, trust me.

21 years ago #4849
Is it just me or does something smell like shit?

21 years ago #4850
*Barges in* Slander, what did I tell you about leaving your room?!

21 years ago #4851
Sorry Haj. I wont do it again.

21 years ago #4852
You know, a little deodorant would help that smell, Slander. You just need to spray some under your arms and you won't smell anymore

21 years ago #4853
Hey, who the hell said I was the one who stunk bitch.

21 years ago #4854
I did. It wafter in from outside and then you appeared

21 years ago #4855
!!!ITS NOT ME DAMNIT!!!


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