Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Egg comes walking in crying* I couldn't catch pwnkle and now the boss is gonna kill me. Ya know people, I think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life in this bar. Hey, can I get a beer over here babe.

*eye twitch* The last person that called me 'babe' mysteriously disappeared... and two weeks later the chicken at KFC tasted awfully sour.

I'm sorry ba, I mean ummm, Bartender. I just thought you were kinda cute in those shorts.

I don't wear shorts, Eggie. I wear pants. I always wear pants. Long cargo pants. You can fit more explosives in the pockets.

Thats not a good thing to put in your pants. I had a relitive that did that for a fashion statement. Believe me, the end result was not pretty.

I put the detenators in my backpack so I won't blow up, trust me.

Is it just me or does something smell like shit?

*Barges in* Slander, what did I tell you about leaving your room?!

Sorry Haj. I wont do it again.

You know, a little deodorant would help that smell, Slander. You just need to spray some under your arms and you won't smell anymore

Hey, who the hell said I was the one who stunk bitch.

I did. It wafter in from outside and then you appeared