Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hey I'll volunteer. I have always been a sucker for the ladies.

None of the ladies have ever told me you were a sucker. Don't be so down on yourself.

lmao @ heero

OKay, since Eggroll isn't here - drinks on Eggroll's tab for the next 15 minutes! *starts pouring beers and mixing drinks in preparation*
I'll have to find the mangoes, Imma! Just a sec!
*turns up salsa music* Maybe we should have a dance contest. It'd be funny with everyone drunk.

With some of these guys they won't have to be drunk to look funny!! LOL

Who's gonna dance with me??

*Egg comes walking in crying* I couldn't catch pwnkle and now the boss is gonna kill me. Ya know people, I think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life in this bar. Hey, can I get a beer over here babe.

*eye twitch* The last person that called me 'babe' mysteriously disappeared... and two weeks later the chicken at KFC tasted awfully sour.

I'm sorry ba, I mean ummm, Bartender. I just thought you were kinda cute in those shorts.

I don't wear shorts, Eggie. I wear pants. I always wear pants. Long cargo pants. You can fit more explosives in the pockets.

Thats not a good thing to put in your pants. I had a relitive that did that for a fashion statement. Believe me, the end result was not pretty.

I put the detenators in my backpack so I won't blow up, trust me.