Doghead's Cosmic Bar

My names weird enough. That was a great movie though.

STRM Kirby, it's pretty hard to make a man wearing high heels and carrying a whip do anything he doesn't want to.
Then again, I did put them on didn't I. Oh well . . .
*jumps on bar and re enacts a scene from Coyote Ugly*

My name would be Chipaleana Kelly then...(Chipaleana being a chipmunk )

mine would be Koi Blanchette (my pitbull)

very convincing names... mine would be Astor Roomer (after a German Shepherd)

I thought it was first pet plus the name of the street you grew up on, making me Judy Aspen. Not too bad.

I have no idea what you mean by "girls maiden name." Exut??

mothers maiden name. What your mothers sir name was before she was married.

that was what I meant, don't know where the girl slipped in :-)

jeez, I liked it the other way: I'd be Soozie Roos.
No wait, my first dog was named Tickets. I'd be Tickets Roos. (Wanna see my act? Ba-BOOM)

Well my mom kept her maiden name so that wouldn't be much fun. And Pookie Oak doesn't sound that hot either. Guess I'm never gonna be a porn star...

if I went by the street I grew up^ on, it would be the same (our street was named after my great great grandfather)

Koi Blanchette (hot and botherd arent you?) lol

Actually it reminds me of those fishy lookin critters on neopets. Not exactly the easiest way to get turned on.