Doghead's Cosmic Bar

My gun... my beautiful paint gun. What have you DONE to my paint gun?! It never did anybody any harm! It never even fired a paint pellet!

*sniffle*

*yawns*

*Ducks incoming pudding*

Paint Patricia! I figured you'd given up on the place for good. How goes the artwork?

Nooooo! Where are the explosions? My lovely lovely explosions? Dammit, how do I make a bomb out of pudding?! *sees laxatives on far cupboard* ...not the kind of explosion I was hoping for.
"Oh Daaa-ne. I want to give you payment for all the pudding used!"

Ahhh. I have a phobia of anti-tank weapons.

Wow, I feel much better, but any ways why did you put poison in one of my bot's weapons?

Immaculuda will still be destroyed, I will sacrifice myself for my master's safety.

Noooo, don't destroy Immaculuda, she did not intend to destroy me but hurt you, wait that is more of a reason for you too kill Immaculuda. DESTROY IMMACULUDA nobody touches my bots.

who is the fairy that has been reversing my spells? I am your princess and you shall be thrown in the dungeon for this!

*shows tank-bot an anti-tank missile*

*flashs anti tank missile at tankbot*
on wrong move and, *turns of ssafety* and ur gone.

*runs up and touches tank-bot* Nyah Nyah Nyah!!! LOL
Come on honey, *kisses tank bot on cheek* I was just playing around! *batting eyelashes*